Women: Feminism is a toxic, victim complexed movement that demonizes Men and victimizes Women, and it needs to be called out.
Feminist: SO YOU BELIEVE YOU DESERVE TO BE RAPED AND TREATED LIKE SHIT!?!! GIVE UP YOUR RIGHTS!!!!
Women: …
Women: I never fucking said that.
Yeah…. pretty much like that.
It’s pretty bad when Wikipedia of all things understands a 115 year old social movement better than you do.
A Tale Of Two Tumbles
Tumblr has long thought it can redefine and make up words on a whim. Tumblr was wrong, but nobody wants to tell Tumblr because they don’t want to stifle Tumblr’s creativity while she’s still young.
But then Tumblr was sent home from school, and Principal Facebook had to explain to Tumblr’s parents that Tumblr kept using the word “queer” and wouldn’t listen when the teacher, Mrs Wiktionary, tried to explain to her that it was a bad word that she shouldn’t use.
Principal Facebook also had to tell Tumblr’s parents that Tumblr had been suspended because she couldn’t play nice with the other kids, Twitter and Youtube.Principal Facebook did mention that they all got along quite well when the older students, 4Chan and Reddit, came buy to take their lunch money. But once they left, Tumblr was right back to kicking sand in poor little Twitter’s face. Tumblr said that Twitter was oppressing her, but Twitter’s parents explained that Twitter had tourette’s syndrome and couldn’t help it. And no matter how many times Twitter apologized, Tumblr just became madder and madder and madder.
Eventually, Tumblr’s parents took her to a pediatrician, Dr WebMD, who explained that Tumblr had deep seated paranoia and impulse control issues and that, while Tumblr’s heart was in the right place, she was too prone to lashing out and needed to learn proper anger management.
Into her teenage years, Tumblr grew into a beautiful but very insecure young lady. However, her insecurity got to her friends over time. It seemed that no matter how much they reassured her, she only became more and more needy as well as more and more desperate to help people. She had taken to letting strange men and women write all over her, something that her friends deemed rather inappropriate. Soon Tumblr would start looking at other things written onto walls and copy them onto her own skin. Having the phrases she particularly liked tattoed in.
As she neared the end of high school Tumblr had an epiphany. She was really a man trapped in a woman’s body. She expressed this to her friends, who sort of shrugged and asked her what that meant. Tumblr, long the victim of impulse control and anger management issues, freaked out at her friends and said they were ‘transphobic.’ Her friends once again asked her what that meant, and Tumblr slapped them and declared they were sword enemies.
In her adulthood, Tumblr began a sexual relationship with 4Chan. The two seemed made for eachother, but were often seen arguing very heatedly. There were reports of domestic violence, but each claimed they were the victim and offered no evidence beyond unrelated anecdotes and the judge eventually threw the case out and Tumblr spent the next eight years eating bizarre food and binge-watching Doctor Who.
The two now have a daughter, named Vine. Tumblr’s parents, MySpace and LiveJournal, are proud, but confused. Tumblr had told them that she was a man, but had never made the effort to transition.
I dunno, maybe she changed her mind. In case it’s not clear, Tumblr’s well meaning but kinda fucked up in the head.
The End.
The moral of this story is that fish are bees and elks fly Subarus.
If asexuality, bisexuality, and pansexuality aren’t going to be recognized as real sexual identities, then let’s just call them superpowers instead.
“I have a superpower.” “Oh really?” “Yeah, I find more than one gender attractive” “IMPOSS IBLE!” “Or IS IT????” *Sailor moon transformation sequence ensues*
or “My power is that I DON’T experience sexual attraction!” *Batman theme plays*
I am 110% for this, just because of how comical it sounds 3X’D
Asexuality and Bisexuality ARE recognized as real sexual identities, with Pansexuality considered to bee an offset of bisexuality (Like Bloodbending is to Waterbending, to offer a simile). So I’m curious as to what the hell Heidimelone is going on about.
If Celestia was anything like the fandom pretended she was, she’d be voiced by Wendie Malick
Everyone goes through that “waifu” phase. It’s just that most people go through it when they’re 8 or 9.
Me: So how would Asy react to what happens to Twiley in the Fall?
Jerry: You remember in Attack of the Clones when Anakin slaughtered the Tuskens?
Me: You had my curiosity, now you have my attention.
Nobody is ever truly 100% heterosexual. Not while Hugh Jackman and Angelina Jolie exist.
